Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Crocs closes factory due to slowing sales

by Unknown at 2:29 PM

Crocs, ugly-ass footwear maker and major sponsor of the AVP, has closed its original factory in Quebec due to "slowing sales," putting 669 people out of work in the Francophonic city.

Quebecers officials are pissed, but, hey, that's the global market for you. Relocate in China, and with a little baksheesh, you might even be able to legally turn the rivers Crocs Blue, or Yellow, or Red!